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Wemakelocal
shops impossible
toignore.

SEO, Google Business, AI voice & chat, lead-gen sites, CRM — designed, built and operated under one roof.

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The problem

Your shop is leaking money.

Most local businesses lose customers they never knew they had. Here are the three silent killers.

1/3
📞Missed calls

Your phone rings. Nobody picks up.

Almost half of all calls to small businesses go unanswered. Every missed call is a customer who booked with your competitor instead. That's not a phone problem — it's a revenue problem.

🔍Invisible online

Customers are searching. They can't find you.

Three out of four people check Google before visiting a local shop. If your profile has no posts, no photos, and two-year-old reviews — you don't exist to them. Your competitor shows up first.

Silent churn

A bad review hits Google. You find out three days later.

A customer leaves unhappy. They sit in their car, open Google, and post a 1-star review. By the time you see it, the damage is done — it's public, it's permanent, and 50 potential customers have already read it. What if you could have caught that before they even got home?

🤖AI Voice Agentsolves: Missed calls

Every call answered. Every lead caught.

Our AI receptionist picks up in two rings — 24/7, weekends, bank holidays. It sounds human, knows your services, books appointments into your calendar, and texts you the summary. You wake up to a full diary instead of voicemails nobody checks.

Clients typically recover £1,400/mo in previously lost calls.
📍GBP + Local SEOsolves: Invisible on Google

Page one. Map pack. Every single week.

We rewrite your Google Business Profile from scratch — photos, categories, Q&A, weekly posts that Google's algorithm rewards. Then we build city + service landing pages that capture every search your customers type. Your competitors wonder what happened.

Average client sees 3× more profile views within 60 days.
Review Enginesolves: Silent churn

5 stars captured before they even get home.

The moment a customer walks out your door, our system fires a friendly SMS asking how it went — before they've even reached their car. Happy? One tap posts a glowing Google review. Unhappy? The system instantly triggers an AI call to that customer, apologises, and offers a fix on the spot. No bad review goes public. No unhappy customer goes ignored. It's damage control at the speed of light.

Shops go from 12 reviews to 80+ in 90 days. Negative reviews caught and resolved within 3 minutes — before they ever hit Google.
The fix

We plug every leak.

For every problem, we built a system that runs itself. No extra staff. No learning curve. You get results — not more work.

Each solution connects to the next. Missed calls feed the CRM. Reviews boost your Google. Google drives more calls. It compounds.

The fix

Twelve systems, one team.

Pick any one stand-alone, or bundle the full engine.

01 · Search

Local SEO

Topic maps, technical audits, city + service pages, schema, citations.

02 · Search

Google Business Profile

Full GBP rewrite, weekly posts, photo drops, Q&A seeding, review velocity.

03 · Voice

AI Voice Receptionist

Human-sounding agent answers calls 24/7, books appointments.

04 · Voice

AI Chat & SMS

Website chat + WhatsApp + SMS, trained on your business.

05 · Web

Lead-Gen Websites

Seven-day builds. Three-second loads. Every visit tracked.

06 · Web

Landing Page Systems

Campaign-specific pages with A/B variants baked in.

07 · Automate

Missed-Call Text-Back

Every missed call fires an instant personalised SMS.

08 · Automate

Email & SMS Nurture

Drip sequences, broadcast calendars, segment-aware flows.

09 · Trust

Review Engine

Automatic review requests, monitoring, AI-drafted replies.

10 · Trust

Reputation Monitoring

Cross-platform listening, brand-mention alerts.

11 · CRM

Pipeline & CRM

Custom pipelines, tags, triggers and dashboards.

12 · CRM

Booking & Calendar

Round-robin calendars, reminders, no-show rescue.

Process

Twelve days. Then it runs itself.

01Day 0

Diagnose

30-minute call + free audit. We map every leak in your Google, website, phone and reviews.

02Day 1–3

Design

Scripts, wireframes, funnels — you approve every word before a line of code ships.

03Day 4–12

Deploy

Built, connected, tested end-to-end. Phones answer themselves. Profiles pull traffic.

04Ongoing

Defend

Monthly reporting, weekly content, constant tuning. You see every booking and every pound.

Results

Real shops. Real numbers.

Four industries. Same playbook. Every result measured in bookings and pounds — not impressions and clicks.

🦷

Dental Practice

Reading, UK

Five-chair independent practice. GBP + AI voice receptionist + new-patient funnel. Shipped in fourteen days.

New revenue
0/mo
New enquiries
0/mo
GBP traffic
0.0×
GBP added £1,100/mo in discovery bookings. AI voice caught £1,400/mo in missed calls. Funnel + reviews closed £700/mo.
💇

Hair & Beauty Salon

Bristol, UK

Solo-owner salon with two stylists. Review engine + missed-call text-back + booking calendar. Live in ten days.

Bookings up
0%
Google reviews
0 total
No-shows down
0%
Review requests drove 74 new 5-star reviews in 90 days. Text-back caught 8 missed leads per week. Automated reminders cut no-shows from 18% to 5%.
🏠

Roofing Contractor

Manchester, UK

Owner-operator roofer. Lead-gen website + local SEO + GBP + AI chat. Running within two weeks.

Monthly leads
0/mo
Cost per lead
£0 ads
Revenue added
0/mo
City + service landing pages ranked for 23 local keywords. GBP drove 140 direction requests/mo. AI chat qualified leads while the owner was on roofs.
🏡

Estate Agent

Birmingham, UK

Independent two-person lettings agency. CRM pipeline + email nurture + reputation monitoring. Deployed in twelve days.

Valuation leads
0/mo
Response time
0 min
Listings up
0%
AI SMS replied to every enquiry within 2 minutes. Nurture sequences converted cold leads into valuations. Review engine built trust that won instructions over competitors.
Game changer

Catch the bad review
before they reach their car.

Most businesses find out about unhappy customers when the 1-star review is already public. Our system catches it in real time and fixes it before it ever hits Google.

🚶

Customer walks out

They just finished their appointment.

0 sec
💬

SMS lands

"How was your visit?" — friendly, instant, personal.

10 sec

Happy? → Google review

One tap. 5 stars. Posted before they reach their car.

15 sec
📞

Unhappy? → AI calls them

System detects negative sentiment. AI calls within seconds.

15 sec

Problem solved

Customer feels heard. Issue fixed. No bad review. No churn.

30 sec

The result? Zero bad reviews go public.

Your happy customers leave 5-star reviews on autopilot. Your unhappy customers get a phone call within 30 seconds — and a solution before they even think about Google. Every single time.

80+ reviews in 90 days
30 sec response to unhappy customer
🛡Zero negative reviews go public
Why us

A small shop for small shops.

We ship, not deck.

Ten-day builds, not ten-week decks. If it isn't running in a fortnight, you don't pay the second invoice.

Main Street native.

Every system is tuned for ≤10 staff, one location, no marketing team. No enterprise bloat.

Flat fees, no magic.

One monthly number. Every pound in, every pound out, every lead counted.

The work is the pitch.

This website is the system. If it didn't make you stop and look, we're not the right shop.

Pricing

Start small. Scale when ready.

Every plan stacks on the one before it. No lock-in on any tier — upgrade, downgrade or cancel anytime.

Spark

Get found on Google. The foundation every local shop needs before anything else.

£97/mo+ £297 setup
  • Google Business Profile optimisation
  • Weekly GBP posts & photo drops
  • Q&A seeding + category tuning
  • Monthly ranking report
  • No lock-in — cancel anytime
Popular

Momentum

Get found, get trusted. GBP growth plus a review engine that builds your reputation on autopilot.

£197/mo+ £497 setup
  • Everything in Spark
  • Automated review requests (SMS + email)
  • AI-drafted review replies
  • Negative-feedback interception
  • Missed-call text-back
  • Reputation dashboard

Autopilot

Your front desk runs itself. AI answers calls, books appointments, and follows up — 24/7.

£347/mo+ £797 setup
  • Everything in Momentum
  • AI voice receptionist (24/7)
  • AI chat + SMS responder
  • Email & SMS nurture sequences
  • Booking calendar + reminders
  • No-show rescue flows
Best value

Full Engine

Every system, one team, one fee. SEO, voice, web, CRM, reputation — the complete growth machine.

£497/mo+ £1,200 setup
  • Everything in Autopilot
  • Local SEO + city landing pages
  • Lead-gen website (7-day build)
  • Landing page A/B systems
  • Full CRM + pipeline setup
  • Weekly content, monthly strategy
  • One direct line — no juniors